Thursday, January 29, 2009

Ping-Pong Results

So today was ping-pong day, and so here are the Stats of the games:
  • 2 Ping-Pong balls annihilated (We only had 2)
  • 1 Person Injured several time (Me)
  • 4 People hit by my Fireball smash (Including my self)
  • 1 Moving van hit by a volleyball (That was me)
  • 1 garage floor ruined by reckless pogo usage (By my self)
  • 1 Good inside joke invented (Oh velhina roubou meu carro porra!)
  • 1 made up gibberish languange with Jamaican accents Not learned (Yep two brazilian guys playing ping pong with two Jamaican girls. Bet you never seen THAT before)
  • 1 useless trip to:
  1. 2 Publix
  2. 1 Wallgreens
  • 0 things learned. Absolutely nothing. Actually i totally discovered i can ride a pogo stick. Make that 1!
I
'm starting to think I am a public hazard considering all of the property damage i managed to inflict playing only Ping-Pong.

Gilded Age part DEUX

So, I've got the Essay from Jose. It's three pages long, and I will be writing it down on this post tomorrow. So this is pretty much just a reserved space right now. But feel free to read about Duff while you're here, in homage to Jose's blog, which can be found at my bloglist just to the right under the playlist, called True*Rock*NEVER*Dies, which is by the way, an amazing blog.

And just to remind the people reading that plagiarizing this piece is a crime, and I WILL find you, and proceed to lawfully kick your pet chiuaua (not literally, I think that's illegal) as a punishment. All the words and ideas belong to Jose, and you will not use any of it without his permission.

Edit: Essay! (Finally!)

Gilded Age Essay: By Jose (Name omitted)

The "Gilded Age", sarcastically named by Mark Twain, refers to the major growth in population in the United States and extravagant displays of wealth and excess of America's upper-class during the post-Civil war and post-Reconstruction era.It was also commonly seen as a political seesaw that was delicately balanced. In fact so delicate that even the parities themselves were on the verge of split, often because of a few significant economic issues. Competition between the two parties was fierce. Many politicians, fearing the high chances of an easy "political homicide" launched on them, "tip toed" timidly, producing a political record that was often trivial and petty. Thus the presidents of the era, Grant, Hayes, Garfield, Arthur, Harrison, and Cleveland were known as the forgettable presidents. Many argue that governments led by these presidents, particularly the main "Gilded Age" president, Grover Cleveland, supported this era with greed. It is valid to say that these presidents had many unethical policies that were backed at the time by many members of society. However, the presidents of this era cannot be held solely responsible for the widespread corruption that came out of the greed. many of their intentions were not bad at all. It was the people surrounding the president that influenced and misled their presidents for selfish reasons. In addition to members of the general public being corrupt, members of the federal government also participated in unethical actions and should be blamed as well.

With a strong and growing economy, came a lot of wealth and prosperity, and with that came corruption. As seen during Grant's administration, there was a "Carnival Of Corruption." One of them was the Credit Mobilier scandal that erupted when Union Pacific Railroad insiders formed the Phony Credit Mobilier construction company, and then hired themselves at inflated prices to build the railroad line, earning high dividends. When it was found out that the government officials were paid to stay quiet about the illicit business, some officials were censured. Another example of widespread corruption was the Whiskey Ring involving diversion of tax revenues in conspiracy among government agents, politicians, and whiskey distillers. Although there were more of these cases, these two managed to hurt the Republican Party's reputation, and with the delicate political balance, it would not be long until the Democrats were favored and voted back into power for the first time in decades. During this time, voting turnouts reached above 90%, one of the highest ever recorded. This was a time when the public responded to these perceptions intellectually.

Although the public's perspective on the Democrats was that of a lesser corrupt one, Democratic presidents like Grover Cleveland still used the very unethical spoils system. Cleveland replaced thousands of federal employees with Democrats. Although slightly infamous for using the same system that killed President Garfield, Cleveland actually had good intentions to ending widespread corruption and regulating some areas of the economy with new laws. These regulations were necessary because many corporations, feeling that they were above the law, abused the public by bribing judges and legislatures. Railroad kings and Oil barons were manipulators of a huge natural monopoly and exercised too much direct control over the lives of people. The people saw them as robber barons and supported by the government. One way Cleveland and his government tried to restore order was by passing the Interstate Commerce act. It prohibited rebates and pools, required the railroads to publish their rates openly, forbade unfair discrimination against shippers, and outlawed charging more for a short trip than for a long one over the same line. it also created the Interstate Commerce Commission (ICC) to administer and enforce the new legislation. The new laws provided an orderly forum where the competing business interests could resolve their conflicts in peaceful ways. The laws tended to stabilize the existing railroad business. This time congress had actually acted in favor of the greater good instead of the greed.

Although many times, there were measures taken by Congress against the direct abuse of the public, the corporations were too strong. They could use their lawyers to thwart control by the state legislature, plus they had the 14th amendment to back them up. The corporations set everything from the working conditions at the factory to the wages. The public responded socially with the National Labor Union, the first in its kind. They knew that together, they would be stronger and strike more effectively towards higher wages and better working conditions while not getting fired simply because the factories couldn't fire most or sometimes all of their employees that were striking. Many other labor unions followed and rallied for the improvement of the worker's place in society.

As it is shown, the public responded strongly to all these events. In most cases, their perceptions were that most of these presidents actually had good intentions rather then greed. The widespread corruption that was faced during the Gilded Age should not only be blamed on the selfish members of the government, but on the corruption of the public as well. For in a democracy, the government is ruled by the people, and if the people are corrupt, then so is the government. The biggest mistake is for people to stay quiet while being witnesses of corruption. As for the corporations, a lot of wealth can be dangerous in the hands of a few. Corporations are too large almost to become a monopoly should be regulated because they might actually be a threat to the economy as well as society.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Ping-Pong Night!

It's actually not today... It's tomorrow. Then WHY am I posting it one day before? I don't know, why do you care anyways?

Now what could Table Tennis have to do with History? Absolutely nothing, but It's my blog, I don't go around telling you how to do YOUR job, unless of course you're actually working, then I might. But it's not because I hate you, it's because I love you and I want to better you. Or thats what I'll tell you anyways. And in any case, blogging is not an actual job so I'm pretty safe on that one too.

Anywho, Ping-Pong actually has a history.  The sport showed up around 1880s or earlier in England. Rich people would get together after dinner and makeshift anything from corks for balls and books for nets (why not the rackets I do not know. They're British) and pretty much anything that could be held in one hand as a racket, which actually brings light to the fact that kids today can't improvize better then even the richest rich of the 19th Century.  But thats totally out of topic and poor writing, so moving on, as more British subjects got drunk after dinner and arranged games of ping-pong, it grew in popularity, and, as any good British thing, some bastard had to capitalize on it during the industrial age (besides maybe tea, sorry tea!). 

Then comes in James Gibbs. He was a Ping-Pong enthusiast, and on a trip to the U.S, in 1901, he found novelty celluloid balls, and he found them to be ideal for the game, which brings the question, what kind of messed up things did Americans actually need celluloid balls for, and, why would the 1st thing you associate with celluloid balls when you discover them be ping-pong? I guess it was either that or the Brits invading America out of disgust, probably. Wise decision Mr.Gibbs. Anyhow, after that, E.C Goode invented the racket. I mean I'm sure I could elaborate, but the thing is a round stick with two rubber pads stuck in each side. It really isn't a technological breakthrough.

Skipping to 1921, The British, once again taking in every opportunity to claim a sport to their name (Soccer, Tennis, Table Tennis, Suicidal Charges into Russian Turret guns [Thats a sport right?]) created the TTA, Tennis Table Association. But since one isn't ever good enough, in 1926 they created the ITTF, International Table Tennis Federation. I'm sure it was just to put the word international in the same acronym as Table Tennis. Then in 1927, they held the 1st World Championship in London. In 1988, it turned into an Olympic sport. One that no one ever watched because it was excedingly IMPOSSIBLE TO WATCH A 38 MM BALL FLY AT 80 km/h OR MORE ON A TV(Also because the rubber cover was getting thicker, hence increasing the speed of the ball, as well as other things)!

So what did the ITTF do to change this? Recently (the 2000's) they changed the games rules so it is actually watchable. Kind of. The ball width was changed to 40mm,  limited speed sponge thickness, and changed the game from 21 points to 11, as well as not allowing to hide the ball on serve anymore. Doesn't sound like much? Well watch a 1992 Olympic Ping-Pong Tornament video and a 2008 one.





Nope, I can't tell the difference either. Why would you watch Ping-Pong anyways? You creep.

Now if you actually read a whole article about ping-pong history and me ranting about absolutely nothing at some points, kudos to you. I wouldn't have.


Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Changes

Ok I changed a few things around on the blog (for the one reader reading it [Including my self]), hope you like it! Anyways, some history about the Gilded Age of America, for my own entertainment*!

Edit: Thanks to the contribution of Jose (Who actually inspired the post) I will soon be getting an original essay written by him (all copyrights belong to him, plagiarize it and i will find you, and swiftly proceed to kick you, to the furthest extent of the law of course). Or at least I hope so, it depends on him.

*Yes it is a clothing site. And they make good clothing. Go support our economy, orders of the Commander in Chief.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Welcome

I'd like to give everyone that will read this blog (the 2 of you that will) a big welcome. If you haven't figured out what the blog is about yet (and really, you should have it's written up there in big pretty letters), you know this blog is about my life, History, and anything that goes with this kind of stuff. Sorry for the vagueness but you'll know better once I start things up.

Very exciting indeed. But seriously, I'll be posting links, images and videos relating to everything I do, what happens in my life, and the life of others, or at least, what may have happened.

Also, I'd like to give you a warning, this blog will most likely be filled with my personal views and opinions about things (AKA the absolute truth from now on), world events, old and new, and maybe posts in weird foreign, scary languages (for the more xenophobic of us).

So anyways, hope you like it, or hate it, or whatever you want to make of it.