Ping-Pong Results

So today was ping-pong day, and so here are the Stats of the games:

• 2 Ping-Pong balls annihilated (We only had 2)
  
• 1 Person Injured several time (Me)
  
• 4 People hit by my Fireball smash (Including my self)
  
• 1 Moving van hit by a volleyball (That was me)
• 1 garage floor ruined by reckless pogo usage (By my self)
• 1 Good inside joke invented (Oh velhina roubou meu carro porra!)
• 1 made up gibberish languange with Jamaican accents Not learned (Yep two brazilian guys playing ping pong with two Jamaican girls. Bet you never seen THAT before)
• 1 useless trip to:
  

1. 2 Publix
2. 1 Wallgreens
   

• 0 things learned. Absolutely nothing. Actually i totally discovered i can ride a pogo stick. Make that 1!

I'm starting to think I am a public hazard considering all of the property damage i managed to inflict playing only Ping-Pong.