Thursday, May 7, 2009

Vroom Vroom

Things Not to do in Traffic:
Learn how to drift


Try drifting a FWD car


Go Streaking
(Censured. Oh god censured, my eyes, oh my eyeeeeeessss... How could you? -ED)
Slow traffic on the left (OK WHEN MY LIGHT IS POINTING LEFT WHEN I'M ON THE LEFT LANE IT MEANS I'M COMING FASTER THEN YOU JESUS CHRIST GET OFF THE FAST LANE YOU IDIOTS ARRRGH).

Just a few things to keep in mind. That is all.

2 comments:

  1. I think drifting is a waste of tires and a horrible way to show off. Plus it reminds me of that paper that was hanging everywhere at school of that kid running for president with the mustang or whatever. I can see how doing it might be thrilling, but I think some people take it to a point where they just look like "doosh" bags.

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  2. Thats why its called things not to do in traffic. If you want to learn how to drift do it on a track, or a place that is made to drift. Generally If I see someone doing it on the street I'll Impale them with something blunt (the physics on doing that are actually intricate).

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